Pls Come Back, 我的钱包！

Have you seen this IC? Pls return it to me
(that's not me by the way)

Pengadu Menyatakan:-

Pada 24/04/08 jam lebih kurang 0400 semasa saya berada di Center Point Bandar Utama di dalam kedai Mc Donald, beg duit saya telah terjatuh. Dalam beg duit tersebut mengandungi barang-barang seperti Kad Pengenalan, lesen memandu kelas D, kad ATM CIMB bank dan wang tunai RM40/-. Lain-lain barang belum pasti lagi. Tujuan Saya buat laporan untuk rujukan pihak yang berkenaan. Sekian laporan saya.

The Pros and Cons of loosing your wallet
Pros:- You get free food from friends
- Your pocket feels lighter
- Don't need to worry about getting rob
- You'll get a freshly baked IC from the government office which you have to wait for
hours(maybe years) to get a new one...
- And best of all, just go to a police station and claim that you're an illegal immigrant and
they'll ship you out of the country for a LONG HOLIDAY in no time!!

Cons:- Can't choose your choice of food
- Have to rely on a walking ATM(if there's any)
- You'll start missing your IC even thou is ugly
- You're precious love letters and folded love notes are gone, FOREVER!!!!
- Seriously, the police might ship you out of the country with other illegal immigrant
(destination depends on how you look)

So people, pls take good care of your wallet. :)